Monday, August 20, 2007

Box with keys

Riddle:
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...

A piano.
...to here for answer)
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Black, Red & White

Riddle:
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...

Charcoal.
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Auto Profit System

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Come without being fetched..

Riddle:
At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...

The stars.
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Monday, July 30, 2007

The one who makes it ....

Riddle:
The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...

A coffin
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Friday, July 27, 2007

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries

Riddle:
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...

The letter 'n'.
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Thursday, July 26, 2007

The more you have...

Riddle:
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
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Darkness.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

What runs but never walks...

Riddle:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
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A river.
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Sunday, July 15, 2007

At the beginning of the end

Riddle:
What is at the beginning of the end, at the end of time and space, and it surrounds every place.
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The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
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Saturday, July 14, 2007

How many birds on a tree?

Riddle:
There are 5 birds on a tree. A boy hit one bird with his slingshot. How many birds are left on the tree?
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None. The rest flew away.
...to here for answer) By: Ohayo
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Friday, July 13, 2007

Head, Legs and Tail

Riddle:
What has a head, a tail but no legs?
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A coin.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Color of Bear

Riddle:
A bear ran 500m south, swam 500m towards the east and walked 500m towards the north and was back at the original place. What is the color of the bear?
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White. Its a polar bear at the north pole.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Horse on 4 foot rope

Riddle:
A horse was tied to a pole with a 4 foot rope. A bale of hay is 5-feet behind the horse and yet it can eat the hay without breaking the rope. Why?
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The horse is standing 4 foot from the pole while the hay is 1 foot away from the pole on the other side. (5 feet behind the horse, but only 1 foot from the pole)
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Cinderella football

Riddle:
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
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Because she keeps running away from the ball
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

"IS white" or "ARE white"

Riddle:
Egg yolk "IS white" or "ARE white"?
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Nay... Egg yolk is Yellow
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Man to Mosquito

Riddle:
What did the man say to the mosquito after it bit him?
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Let bygones by Baygon (a brand of insecticides)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: Jeanette
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Vampire's Pet

Riddle:
What make good pets for a vampire?
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Mosquitoes (they suck blood, like the owner)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: Ruthi3
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Dead housefly

Riddle:
A housefly was lying dead on the floor. After a while, the housefly begins to move again. What happened?
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No, it wasn't revived. It was carried along by a group of ants.
...to here for answer) Contributed by: Sam
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Jack & Joe's scores

Riddle:
Jack scored 95 marks for a test while Joe scored 1 point more. How many marks did Joe get?
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Joe's had 9.5 marks. The 1 point he got was between 9 & 5 :)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Monday, June 18, 2007

Making sentences with 1,2,3,....

Okay, I know this is not a riddle, but I had such a good laugh that I just had to share the fun here.

This is hilarious...an Englishman would not construct sentences using numeric like this! (Please excuse the "non-standard" English)

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Ant with 4 legs

Riddle:
An ant was walking happily on a dirt track on 6 legs, but as it pass over a patch of cow dung, it walks on 4 legs. What happened?
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The dung was so smelly that the ant uses the front 2 legs to cover its nose. (Hey, its supposed to be a lame riddle :)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Friday, June 15, 2007

Dirty Washing

Riddle:
What is it that the more you wash, the dirtier it gets?
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WATER !!. Because all the dirt gets into the water.
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Bank with no money

Riddle:
There are banks with no money but people still goes to them. Which bank is that?
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River Banks.
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

2 legs cannot walk

Riddle:
What has 2 legs but cannot walk?

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A pair of Pants (trousers) has 2 legs but cannot walk.
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

5 Daughters

Riddle:
Mary's father have 5 children. They are "Nana", "Nene", "Nini", "Nono". What is the name of the other daughter?

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MARY -- Mary is also one of her father's daughter.

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Pronounced Incorrectly

Riddle:
Which word will most people pronounce incorrectly?

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INCORRECTLY -- because that’s how it is pronounced.

...to here for answer) Contributed by: Ruthi3
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Astronaut's favourite key

Riddle:
Which key on a keyboard is an Astronaut's favorite key?

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SPACE BAR

...to here for answer) Contributed by: Samuel Tan
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Keyboard to Keyboard

Riddle:
What did one Keyboard says to another Keyboard?

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You are not my type.

...to here for answer) Contributed by: Samuel Tan
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Tortoise crossing road

Riddle:
Why did the Tortoise cross the road?

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Because he wants to get to the Shell station.
(Shell is a Dutch Petrol company)


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Big Tomato to Small Tomato

Riddle:
What did the Big Tomato says to the Small Tomato lagging behind?

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Ketchup, Ketchup (catch-up)

...to here for answer) Contributed by: Ruthi3
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Camera-man Arrested

Riddle:
Why was the camera-man arrested?

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Because he keep shooting people and blowing them up!

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Friday, June 8, 2007

Rescued BlackCat

Riddle:
A white cat helped a black cat trapped in a dark drain to get out.
After that, what did the black cat said to the white cat?

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MEOW !!
Cat don't speak silly.....gotcha!


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Butter out of window

Riddle:
Why did little Mary threw the butter out of the window?

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Because she wants to see "Butter-fly"


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Sun Bird

This is the first of lame riddles.

Riddle:
One morning, a bird took 10 minutes to fly East from its nest to a fruit tree. But the return trip, it took only 5 minutes. Why??

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When the bird flies East, the sun was too glaring, so it uses one wing to shade its eyes. On the return trip, the sun does not glare into its eyes. It can use both wings, so flies faster and takes only half the time.


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