tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27783036444619933012024-02-08T04:44:10.138-08:00Fun with Lame Riddles(Bookmark this page to come back again)Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-14025871496207512802009-01-04T06:57:00.000-08:002009-01-04T06:59:47.584-08:00First person to ring a bellRiddle:<br />Who was the first person to ring a bell? <br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Cain. Cain strike A<b>bel</b></span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://tktic.com/index">Articles</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-57918490146526040522009-01-01T00:17:00.000-08:002009-01-01T00:20:21.158-08:00ShampooIf Jesus wants to wash his hair now, what brand of shampoo will he use? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Follow-me (note: this shampoo brand may not be available in some places.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://bestofyoga.info/">Yoga</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-67759816386243610382008-10-11T23:14:00.000-07:002008-10-11T23:17:08.365-07:005 birds on a branchRiddle:<br />There are 5 birds sitting on a branch. 4 birds decided to fly away. How many birds are there on the branch? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">5 birds. The 4 birds only decided but didn't do anything. So they are still sitting on the branch.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://tktic.com/index">Articles</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-91982011693113411742008-10-11T17:36:00.000-07:002008-10-11T17:39:16.191-07:00Favourite FoodRiddle:<br />What is the favorite food of the minus (-) symbol? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Takeaway food. </span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://bestofairtravel.info.com/air-travel/">Articles</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-68409819002851371522007-08-20T08:43:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:46:33.470-07:00Box with keysRiddle:<br />I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">A piano.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://tktic.com/index">Articles</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-45455918886205516282007-08-16T01:08:00.000-07:002007-08-16T01:11:29.222-07:00Black, Red & WhiteRiddle:<br />What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Charcoal. </span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.<br /><br /><br /><font size=-2><a href="http://autopilot.profitmatic.com">Auto Profit System</a></font>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-45455882611814420592007-08-07T02:33:00.000-07:002007-08-07T02:34:19.386-07:00Come without being fetched..Riddle:<br />At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">The stars. </span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-10097325127474934902007-07-30T17:49:00.000-07:002007-07-30T17:56:51.188-07:00The one who makes it ....Riddle:<br />The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it? (Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">A coffin </span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-47148026361212130462007-07-27T02:18:00.000-07:002007-07-27T02:19:56.585-07:00What is in seasons, seconds, centuriesRiddle:<br />What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">The letter 'n'.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-1238902347710839622007-07-26T08:58:00.000-07:002007-07-26T09:01:39.542-07:00The more you have...Riddle:<br />The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Darkness.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-11886127435624599002007-07-18T03:05:00.001-07:002007-07-18T03:05:54.609-07:00What runs but never walks...Riddle:<br />What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">A river.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-27508695270269687062007-07-15T05:43:00.000-07:002007-07-15T05:44:53.492-07:00At the beginning of the endRiddle:<br />What is at the beginning of the end, at the end of time and space, and it surrounds every place.<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-13445837908047815232007-07-14T03:04:00.000-07:002007-07-14T03:06:25.636-07:00How many birds on a tree?Riddle:<br />There are 5 birds on a tree. A boy hit one bird with his slingshot. How many birds are left on the tree?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">None. The rest flew away.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> By: Ohayo</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-7323519441988599052007-07-13T05:10:00.000-07:002007-07-13T05:11:39.749-07:00Head, Legs and TailRiddle:<br />What has a head, a tail but no legs?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">A coin.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-76401729817285213772007-07-04T07:27:00.000-07:002007-07-04T07:31:25.548-07:00Color of BearRiddle:<br />A bear ran 500m south, swam 500m towards the east and walked 500m towards the north and was back at the original place. What is the color of the bear?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">White. Its a polar bear at the north pole.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-9752548936230657202007-06-26T08:31:00.000-07:002007-06-26T08:37:11.328-07:00Horse on 4 foot ropeRiddle:<br />A horse was tied to a pole with a 4 foot rope. A bale of hay is 5-feet behind the horse and yet it can eat the hay without breaking the rope. Why?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">The horse is standing 4 foot from the pole while the hay is 1 foot away from the pole on the other side. (5 feet behind the horse, but only 1 foot from the pole)</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-14135237086132916232007-06-26T08:29:00.000-07:002007-06-26T08:37:42.137-07:00Cinderella footballRiddle:<br />Why is Cinderella bad at football?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Because she keeps running away from the ball</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: </font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-55598255468572302272007-06-20T08:51:00.000-07:002007-06-24T07:30:53.389-07:00"IS white" or "ARE white"Riddle:<br />Egg yolk "<b>IS</b> white" or "<b>ARE</b> white"?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Nay... Egg yolk is <b>Yellow</b></span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: Ruthi3</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-86561198865352864122007-06-20T08:49:00.000-07:002007-06-22T08:41:36.982-07:00Man to MosquitoRiddle:<br />What did the man say to the mosquito after it bit him?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Let bygones by Baygon (a brand of insecticides)</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: Jeanette</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-4601475135943082732007-06-20T08:47:00.000-07:002007-06-21T06:45:45.038-07:00Vampire's PetRiddle:<br />What make good pets for a vampire?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Mosquitoes (they suck blood, like the owner)</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: Ruthi3</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-3798142173150658922007-06-20T00:06:00.000-07:002007-06-20T00:14:21.844-07:00Dead houseflyRiddle:<br />A housefly was lying dead on the floor. After a while, the housefly begins to move again. What happened?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">No, it wasn't revived. It was carried along by a group of ants.</span><hr>...to here for answer)<font size=-2> Contributed by: Sam</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-14783982588697311072007-06-20T00:02:00.000-07:002007-06-20T00:15:30.826-07:00Jack & Joe's scoresRiddle:<br />Jack scored 95 marks for a test while Joe scored 1 point more. How many marks did Joe get?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><span style="color:white;">Joe's had 9.5 marks. The 1 point he got was between 9 & 5 :)</span><hr>...to here for answer) <font size=-2> Contributed by: PT</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-69823782631473375792007-06-18T18:09:00.000-07:002007-06-18T18:21:52.397-07:00Making sentences with 1,2,3,....<div style="border-style: none none solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color windowtext; border-width: medium medium 1pt; padding: 0in 0in 1pt; font-weight: bold;"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="border: medium none ; padding: 0in;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;" lang="EN-GB"><span style=""> </span>Okay, I know this is not a riddle, but I had such a good laugh that I just had to share the fun here.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> </div> <p style="font-weight: bold;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p><span style="font-weight: normal;">This is hilarious...an Englishman would not construct sentences using numeric like this! (Please excuse the "non-standard" English) </span></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;" lang="EN-GB"><span style=""></span></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: normal;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: normal;"> </span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: normal;"></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: normal;"> <br /></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">. Not only did he do it </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: normal;">1</span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> to </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: normal;">10</span><span style="font-weight: normal;">, he did it again back to </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: normal;">1</span><span style="font-weight: normal;">. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;"> This was what he came up with...</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: normal;"> <br /> </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">1</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> day I go </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">2</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">climb up a </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">3 </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">outside a house to peep..</span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight: normal;">But the couple saw me, so I panic and </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">4</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> down. The man rush out and wanted to </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">5 </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">with me. I run so fast until I fall </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">6 </span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;">and throw up. So I go into </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">7</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> eleven and grab some </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">8</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> to throw at him. Then I took a </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">9</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> and try to stab him. </span><span style="font-weight: normal;color:red;" ><span style="color: red;">10</span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"> God he run away. </span><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">So, I put the <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">9</span></span> back and pay for the <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">8</span></span> and left <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">7</span></span> eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">6 </span></span>. He said <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">5</span></span>, tomorrow also no need to come back <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">4 </span></span>work. He also asks me to climb a <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">3</span></span> and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice<span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;"> 2</span></span> him but I don't know what he <span style="color:red;"><span style="color: red;">1 </span></span>.</span></p>Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-58693952360349305822007-06-17T06:26:00.000-07:002007-06-17T06:32:10.294-07:00Ant with 4 legsRiddle:<br />An ant was walking happily on a dirt track on 6 legs, but as it pass over a patch of cow dung, it walks on 4 legs. What happened?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><font color="white">The dung was so smelly that the ant uses the front 2 legs to cover its nose. (Hey, its supposed to be a lame riddle :)</font><hr>...to here for answer) <font size=-2>Contributed by: PT</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778303644461993301.post-31721374106647449852007-06-15T02:32:00.000-07:002007-06-15T02:33:43.450-07:00Dirty WashingRiddle:<br />What is it that the more you wash, the dirtier it gets?<br />(Give up? Press down on mouse button and drag from here...<br /><hr><font color="white">WATER !!. Because all the dirt gets into the water.</font><hr>...to here for answer) <font size=-2>Contributed by: PT</font><br />:) Have a nice day.Patrickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14442184832694658016noreply@blogger.com0