Saturday, June 9, 2007

Pronounced Incorrectly

Riddle:
Which word will most people pronounce incorrectly?

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INCORRECTLY -- because that’s how it is pronounced.

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Astronaut's favourite key

Riddle:
Which key on a keyboard is an Astronaut's favorite key?

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SPACE BAR

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Keyboard to Keyboard

Riddle:
What did one Keyboard says to another Keyboard?

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You are not my type.

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Tortoise crossing road

Riddle:
Why did the Tortoise cross the road?

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Because he wants to get to the Shell station.
(Shell is a Dutch Petrol company)


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Big Tomato to Small Tomato

Riddle:
What did the Big Tomato says to the Small Tomato lagging behind?

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Ketchup, Ketchup (catch-up)

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Camera-man Arrested

Riddle:
Why was the camera-man arrested?

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Because he keep shooting people and blowing them up!

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Friday, June 8, 2007

Rescued BlackCat

Riddle:
A white cat helped a black cat trapped in a dark drain to get out.
After that, what did the black cat said to the white cat?

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MEOW !!
Cat don't speak silly.....gotcha!


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Butter out of window

Riddle:
Why did little Mary threw the butter out of the window?

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Because she wants to see "Butter-fly"


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Sun Bird

This is the first of lame riddles.

Riddle:
One morning, a bird took 10 minutes to fly East from its nest to a fruit tree. But the return trip, it took only 5 minutes. Why??

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When the bird flies East, the sun was too glaring, so it uses one wing to shade its eyes. On the return trip, the sun does not glare into its eyes. It can use both wings, so flies faster and takes only half the time.


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