Wednesday, June 20, 2007

"IS white" or "ARE white"

Riddle:
Egg yolk "IS white" or "ARE white"?
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Nay... Egg yolk is Yellow
...to here for answer) Contributed by: Ruthi3
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Man to Mosquito

Riddle:
What did the man say to the mosquito after it bit him?
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Let bygones by Baygon (a brand of insecticides)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: Jeanette
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Vampire's Pet

Riddle:
What make good pets for a vampire?
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Mosquitoes (they suck blood, like the owner)
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Dead housefly

Riddle:
A housefly was lying dead on the floor. After a while, the housefly begins to move again. What happened?
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No, it wasn't revived. It was carried along by a group of ants.
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Jack & Joe's scores

Riddle:
Jack scored 95 marks for a test while Joe scored 1 point more. How many marks did Joe get?
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Joe's had 9.5 marks. The 1 point he got was between 9 & 5 :)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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Monday, June 18, 2007

Making sentences with 1,2,3,....

Okay, I know this is not a riddle, but I had such a good laugh that I just had to share the fun here.

This is hilarious...an Englishman would not construct sentences using numeric like this! (Please excuse the "non-standard" English)

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Ant with 4 legs

Riddle:
An ant was walking happily on a dirt track on 6 legs, but as it pass over a patch of cow dung, it walks on 4 legs. What happened?
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The dung was so smelly that the ant uses the front 2 legs to cover its nose. (Hey, its supposed to be a lame riddle :)
...to here for answer) Contributed by: PT
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